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Q.
Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it. |
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During
the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look,
I’ll give you L100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the
part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others,
be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out."
He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied. It is now the day
of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony
where the vows are exchanged. . When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar
looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself
before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every
morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that
you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The vicar put the L100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much
better offer."
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Once
there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up
the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought
it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked. "Nope." "Is it
pork?" the son Willie asked. "Nope." "Heck, we don't know,
Dad!" Willie exclaimed. "I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's
what your mom sometimes calls me." "Spit it out, Willie!" cried
Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!" |
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